Duct Tape - the stuff of legends.

Saw something funny today on SlashDot today and thought I'd share:

There are only 3 things needed to fix anything in the universe:

1. Duct Tape


2. WD-40


3. A Hammer

If it moves and it shouldn't - use Duct Tape...

If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40 ...

If neither of those work, use the hammer.