Ah, my dark and steamy mistress...

Java.

Joe.

Black Gold.

The Elixir of Life.

Mud.

and my personal fav...

Jamoke.




Mmmmm.... cofffeeeeeeee........ Is there nothing you can't do???

You know you are addicted to coffee if ...

• You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
• You sleep with your eyes open.
• You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
• You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
• Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
• The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
• You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
• You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
• You can jump-start your car without cables.
• You don't sweat, you percolate.
• You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
• Instant coffee takes too long.
• You channel surf faster without a remote.
• You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
• You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
• You short out motion detectors.
• You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
• Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
• You help your dog chase its tail.
• Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
• You ski uphill.
• You answer the door before people knock.
• You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
• You can thread the needle on your sewing machine... while it's running