Thursday, June 14, 2007

Marriage Vows... or not

So I heard this thing on the radio today that many couples getting married these days are starting to change the traditional "Till Death Do Us Part" to something a little less binding... like "Until I no longer love you". Are you serious???? Talk about fear of commitment... I wonder if that would work in some other instances...

When buying a car --
"I'll pay you the $20K...Unless my bank says I don't have enough money..."

When ordering dinner --
"I'd like the lobster... unless I change my mind once it comes out of the kitchen..."

When going to work --
"I'll start tomorrow... unless I take another job before then..."

At the hospital --
"I'll perform that surgery for you... unless I decide to perform a different one while you're unconcious..."

"More than words..."

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